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I think, all things considered, I'd probably want Doorway. For one thing, it'd save me an absolute fortune on airfare. Need to go over to St Louis from England? Bam, I'm there. Traffic jams would be a thing of the past, as would being late to work. Of course, it would also mean I'd never have to work for a living again. The possibilities for 'after hours' shopping are limitless. I'd need a doormob, of course, but that's easy. I'd just get a pet snail or turtle, something unlikely to move, and then leave it in a convenient place in the store. Perhaps a pet rock, would that count?
You don't even have to worry about getting bulky stuff home, just shove it through the doorway. It'd even be useful around the house. Taking the trash out? Just open a doorway to someone I don't particularly like, and throw it through. No longer my problem.

Nothing on TV? Open a door and watch what your favorite celebrity is up to. It's a one-way spell, it's not like they could do much about it.
It'd even be great for stress relief. Someone pissing you off on the MUD? Open a door, lean through, and voila, instant long range slapping device.