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While pondering this question, I was tempted by many skills. Some, of course, I was able to disregard immediately.. pretty much all attack spells would have little value in RL (bullets beat Immolate any day, and Miasma doesn't work as a get-out-of-jail-free card!). Most enchantment and armor spells and skills were also easily overlooked I am not much of a fighter, physical or magical, IRL, and thus don't really need the defensive spells.

This leaves me with a much smaller, but universally tempting group of spells and skills. Below is a breakdown of my primary temptations:

1)Mind Over Body - The Ultimate Dieting Spell! Also known as: how to lose 25 lbs in 10 days!
2)Pass Door - Combination get-out-of-jail free and get-into-Fort-Knox for free spell, with the added bonus of being able to walk into Kate Hudson's dressing room any time I wanted. 3)Create Sound - Do I really even need to waste my time listing all the fun uses of this spell?
4)Nexus - Beam me up, Scotty!! Who doesn't dream of being able to instantly transport themselves wherever they want, whenever they want?

But with all of these choices, and more, I finally realized that I'm just a simple guy... all I really want is to be able to find my damned car keys and wallet once in a while. So the ultimate winner was: Locate Object.