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Well I decided to remort a few months ago.. Wow! Talk about freaky! First thing they gave me this strange bubbling stuff to drink.. Next thing I know I'm surrounded by these creepy little pink elephants and Christina- Aguilerra-Monsters..

All of a sudden I started getting numb in my extremeties..... I don't remember much after that, I musta blacked out or something. All I know is I woke up a few hours later with a strange burning sensation in my toes and a strange craving for fried rice.. The headaches are the worse part. Sometimes at night I wake up with these dreams, about the Christina- Aguilerra-Monsters sucking on my toes.. Talk about weird. There is an upside to the whole black-out thing... I probably don't want to remember what happened.

Anyway, I've noticed that now I can learn to do things that before I was totally clueless when I tried them. It's all pretty cool I guess, but you know, I really wish that damn burning sensation between my toes would go away. It's quite obnoxious. How you supposed to be smooth and pick up a chick when ya gotta drop down on your knees and gnaw on your toes? Huh?!? I'm thinking of lodging an official complaint with the imms about that stupid toe problem.. Yeah, that's what I'll do. I'll give Lasher and the rest of them a piece of my mind.

Ah well, I'm gonna go get some ice cream.. Stupid toes. Talk about a sticky situation.. Geez...