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Arrested! Me arrested for stealing the money from the bank vault in Midgaard! Full of panic and desperation, I ask to speak with the ADA Aerianne. In exchange for full immunity, I offer to her my full cooperation, testimony at trial and the following damning evidence against my spouse (but I never promised to tell the location of where I hid the jewels)

Torn from the pages of the Journal of Koliryn:

One evening I was enjoying the cozy fire and few barrels of beer at the grunting boar. (I am not a lush...its just cheaper in bulk). Anyway, I was nursing my beer when I heard some odd noises over my head. After several minutes of alcohol induced contemplation I realized that it was the sound of the banks vault door locking for the night Over the next few hours my barrel of beer and wallet emptied, but my head was full of ideas. Just in case I would wake up on a park bench with a hangover and little memory of my plan..

(not that this has ever happened to me of course), I used a few napkins to serve as a roadmap to happiness. Here is what I jotted down....

The Official Koliryn 15 step plan to self en-rich-ment (patent pending).

1. Go to descent to hell.
2. Kill the demonic foreman for a construction blueprint.
3. Go to christmas vacation.
4. Kill Santa Claus and get his suit.
5. Go to Dominia.
6. Kill a Vodalian Soldier for a mind bomb.
7. Go to fantasy fields.
8. Kill a dwarven miner for a small pickaxe.
9. Go to the amusement park.
10. Kill a security guard for a security hat, a security badge, nightstick.
11. Kill a ride operator for a money belt (maybe a few...lots of money).
12. On Dec 24th put on the santa suit and go down the bars chimney half way.
13. Use the pickaxe to break through the wall.
14. Use the mind bomb to blow the safe.
15. Put on the security hat, security badge, and nightstick and blend in.

This was a foolproof plan!! I used a second napkin to list a few stops I would make to celebrate...

1. Hotel Orlando - look up that nice Ghostly Prostitute ... *nice* :)
2. Underdark - translusent robes sure set off the maid of passions eyes
3. Woobleville - pay off a few debts and check out that cute seasnake (what do you mean crossdresser?? hot is hot)

The second napkin was my downfall, seems Destini didnt think too much of my plan. She also says blackmail is such a harsh term for our business arrangement...now she's got a bunch of new jewelry and clothes and all I got was this poloroid of me and my napkin back.