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September 08, 2010, at 10:29 PM EST by Dreamfyre
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Paramore was raised on a farm in the middle of China. Which is unusual, given his lactose intolerance.

After his family was convicted on false charges of bread stealing and fish slapping tourists, Paramore moved in with his sister, who resided on the distant land of MeowmeowWoofWoofQuackQuack.

It was there that Paramore learned the fine art of garment weaving from a talking loom. To this day, he is never seen without his dear loom, who is now his best friend and wife. Her name is Loomeenha.

Together they have two dogs and a young sweater named WhyIsn'tItCottonInstead.

August 27, 2010, at 02:33 AM EST by admin
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